June 2012
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice Civic bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
I love making fun of cars on the road.
Watchpositivemilkhotel:
i wanted to do a sexy sax man video but i don’t have anywhere to go so i just shot it around my house
it gets more exciting towards the end
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever done
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Watchwhatthefunniest:
eponiner:
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
What the actual fuck
acurlyheadedman:
Six websites I go to when I am upset:
1) When I am disgruntled
2) When I need a quiet place
3) When I want everything to be okay
4) When I need a hug
5) Just click this.
6) When I need to calm down.
Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a...
The voice I read this in was the stereotypical gay voice and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Reblog and add your url to the state you live in(:
Alabama:
Alaska:
Arizona: laffy-like-taffy, there-goes-edith
Arkansas:
California: ditchthefrownandsmile, oh-my-sugar, andytheweedman
Colorado:
Connecticut: cckb
Delaware:
Florida: whenyourworldstartstofallapart, letsgetpsychedelic420
Georgia: k-4rli
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: b455-dr0p
Indiana:
Iowa: peaceeloveeandgamlorous, caspermilktoast, hipheist
Kansas:
Kentucky:
Louisiana:
Maine:
Maryland: n3v3rgiv3uphop3
Massachusetts: justcloseyoureyesbeautiful, bottleofthatrosaaay, ladyaudz420
Michigan: resterhouse, woahitskaylee, staystrong-stayamazing, itbethechronic
Minnesota:
Mississippi:
Missouri: breakmewhole
Montana:
Nebraska:
Nevada: penniforyourthoughts
New Hampshire:
New Jersey: whoahtherebaby, egilly33, i-f0und-y0u, mahh-geee
New Mexico: heres-l00king-at-y0u-kid
New York: murdletheturtle,
North Carolina: everyonehassecrets-whatsyours
North Dakota:
Ohio: unnoticeduntildeceased
Oklahoma:
Oregon: donteverstopsmiling
Pennsylvania: turnoffyour-mind
Rhode Island:
South Carolina:
South Dakota:
Tennessee:
Texas: http://milkwudkillme.tumblr.com/
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia:
Washington: this-lazy-st0ner
West Virginia:
Wisconsin: thomasjchaplin.tumblr.com
Wyoming:
overjet:
dry-moist-towelette:
literally if you’re ever sad just go to this site
what the fuck is happening
i never asked for this
