Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice Civic bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
I love making fun of cars on the road.
positivemilkhotel: i wanted to do a sexy sax man video but i don’t have anywhere to go so i just shot it around my house it gets more exciting towards the end this is the greatest thing i’ve ever done
whatthefunniest: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. What the actual fuck
acurlyheadedman: Six websites I go to when I am upset: 1) When I am disgruntled 2) When I need a quiet place 3) When I want everything to be okay 4) When I need a hug 5) Just click this. 6) When I need to calm down.
Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a...
The voice I read this in was the stereotypical gay voice and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Reblog and add your url to the state you live in(:
Arizona: laffy-like-taffy, there-goes-edith
California: ditchthefrownandsmile, oh-my-sugar, andytheweedman
Florida: whenyourworldstartstofallapart, letsgetpsychedelic420
Iowa: peaceeloveeandgamlorous, caspermilktoast, hipheist
Massachusetts: justcloseyoureyesbeautiful, bottleofthatrosaaay, ladyaudz420
Michigan: resterhouse, woahitskaylee, staystrong-stayamazing, itbethechronic
New Jersey: whoahtherebaby, egilly33, i-f0und-y0u, mahh-geee
New Mexico: heres-l00king-at-y0u-kid
New York: murdletheturtle,
North Carolina: everyonehassecrets-whatsyours
overjet: dry-moist-towelette: literally if you’re ever sad just go to this site what the fuck is happening i never asked for this